if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you
life is just one ibuprofen after the other
the next ibuprofen will fix me
i had to stop taking ibuprofen because of the gastrointestinal issues it caused
nice frontal lobe :)
*stirs it like a latte*
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the procedure was a success
reading about a character who is way too similar to you and having an outside perspective on the situation:
Ah yes, the band made up entirely of lifelong political activists, and which contains at least one Harvard Political Science honors graduate, should "stay out of politics" lmao. Anyone who didn't realize RATM has ALWAYS been political has obviously never paid attention to their lyrics.
the only thing funnier is that this is the second time in the past year that RATM fans are discovering what the machine is like do y’all just not listen to the words or
i thought they were just Florence haters 😔
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
alignment chart
she does not FUCK
can you believe this website is free
CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!
me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you
#but what if someone mistakes me for a republican?
SAME